@3 months ago with 79 notes
Leica M4 advertisements
So, their advertising says ” YOLO” . :/
@4 months ago with 8267 notes
Hermione’s hair was bushy again; she confessed to Harry that she had used liberal amounts of Sleekeazy’s Hair Potion on it for the ball, ‘but it’s way too much bother to do it every day’.
Because there’s no such thing as enough love for Hermione Granger, here you go! This was so much fun, but I’m really mad that I couldn’t find a way to upload it without that nasty gif-format grainy texture…thingy.
It looks pretty on DeviantArt, tho!
Nikon releases D 0.15 Z, UHM, ASN
1 Gigapixel camera. 4560 grams, Liquid Nitrogen cooling.
UHM stands for Unbelievably Heavy Machinery, ASN = Adult Supervision Needed.
Canon Releases PIXIBABA mark 8
Produces 100% white paper (#FFFFFF) for high quality printing with Epson printers.
Leica releases a “Revolutionary new” ™ M6.1 ™ with leaf shutter made of Platinum leaves. Diamond shutter release for extra precision. “Revolutionary new” ™ 4 Megapixel Rocky Balboa Sensor. Oh yes, You can now change the Authentic Leica ™ red dot ™ into any haunted color you want. Design inspired by Vincent Van Gogh ™, his holiness.
Fujifilm releases Finepix L1000 S which horrendously looks like the Leica M6.1 .. gold plated shutter and American Diamond shutter release.
L stands for Legend, S stands for Small
Carl Zeiss releases 29.4 mm F 8.7 CM Lens. Sony Mount.
CM stands for Carl Marx.
Sigma releases 2-1200 mm F1.2 FY Lens for APS-C sensors.
FY stands for F***, Yeah.
Daido Moriyama ™ bought Ricoh and appointed engineers (from IIT Indore, Guahati and Kharagpur) to make a sensor that shakes its bum like Shakira ™ .. you know, the feel of the image.
Adobe released Photoshop NP. Some say NP stands for Non-Polynomial and some say it stands for No Piracy. Expected official release date 15th August or you can Download it now from Piratebay.
Nokia released a smartphone with 1 PetaPixel ™ Camera with no lens. Developed at MIT Media lab, the phone runs on Windoze P OS .. some say P stands for Phone, others speculate, it actually stands for “Please :(” .
Google hired the Badshah ™ “Shah Rukh Khan” ™
Glass X ™ is scheduled to be released on July the 4th.
@8 months ago with 1 note
#camera #speculation #future #satire #rikoh #fuji #fujifilm #canon #nikon #leica #zeiss